Dear Diary

Dear Diary,
Well, had to leave the frontlines in Crawford cause my mom had
a stroke sure was hard to leave just when Bush was about to
ride out with Lance and speak to me but you know family comes first.

The doctors have a good prognosis so that is something
to be thankful for even if Bush hasn't had his stroke yet
but I figure if I keep the pressure up maybe Hillery! will get lucky.

I still haven't figured out how Karl Rove was able to sneak
that stuff in my mothers drink but I'm sure he was behind it.
Isn't this great, George Bush killed my son and now Karl Rove
tries to kill my mother, I tell you it's a cabal,
maybe some kind of Skull and Bones thing.

At least the ice cream boys are still behind me, and are now
funding my pr flaks, and we got that nice tent city going,
although some jingoistic father of a dead GI
keeps stealing his son's cross from our "monument",
we've had to replace it twice, but we got more where that
one came from. He keeps saying his son was a hero
and to keep our bloody hands off.
Some people just don't appreciate what we are trying
to do to them.

Ah, well, tomorrows another day
and maybe GW will come out and speak to me
for a second time, the bastard.

Good night.
Cindy.